Saturday Night Live Season 19 Episode 12

Sketches Include:

Michael Jackon can Never Score – Michael Jackson once again tries to score and even with the help of his assistants he cannot.

The Scottish Store – This time at the Scottish Store, a Scottish psychiatrist come to settle the owner’s anger, and the perfect remedy is getting drunk. Also, a non-Scottish thinker gets beat up again.

The Love Boat: The Next Generation – The Love Boat takes it up a notch when it goes galactic. Still, the romance and strife is the same.

Erotic Cakes – Customers want quality erotic cakes, but all that’s carried is women going to the bathroom.

Stand-Up Satan – Satan’s jokes and insults are so lame that even his followers start mocking him.